Say it with me: "President Sarah Palin." Now say it again without laughing. Or crying.
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Let's Get To It
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BRB, SCREAMING. DO NOT WANT OF THE HIGHEST ORDER.
I would seriously leave the country! Screw grad school, I’m outie! See you in Canada bitches!
gun for me too plz (for
You failed to mention projectile vomiting, which of course, happened after each time I said…fear of dry-heaving prevents...
Yep, she’s got a fire in her belly but no brain in her skull.
second the tide turns in her favor is the second I begin my process of emigration to…just about anywhere.